I've been horribly injured. Send flowers.
I just ripped the nail off of my left middle finger. It is bleeding and hurts very badly.
i came home from the grocery store and there were strange men in my room, plastering the wall under the window. they tore up the whole room. when they left i tried to remedy the situation by putting the mattress back on the bed. the mattress teamed up with gravity and viciously removed half of my fingernail. life is so hard sometimes.
hannah bandaged me, and it feels a tiny bit better. the bandaid isn't going to fix what was previously a perfect manicure with nails of similar lengths though. [sigh]
:( abby
i came home from the grocery store and there were strange men in my room, plastering the wall under the window. they tore up the whole room. when they left i tried to remedy the situation by putting the mattress back on the bed. the mattress teamed up with gravity and viciously removed half of my fingernail. life is so hard sometimes.
hannah bandaged me, and it feels a tiny bit better. the bandaid isn't going to fix what was previously a perfect manicure with nails of similar lengths though. [sigh]
:( abby
posted by Abby-Wan Kenobi at 2:57 AM
5 Comments:
My sympathies, as I just dropped your Easter Fedex package off I can't send flowers but if it makes you feel any better your gut-wrenching graphic description did make me gag. Which is unpleasant for me.
Once again, thanks to Dr. Hannah!
OUCH Abby...I hope you feel better now(but I kinda doubt it!I feel ya!)
i do wish you would have given a more descriptive entry you know how i love gore... yea anyways :-D i am very jelouse however of you beach going... i wish i could go to the beach i just get to stand outside holding waterbottles and watching football players... not completely horrible... they have cute butts what can i say.... but not getting a good tan since it has been freezing or raining or if it is nice wearing pants and a t-shirt... anyways i'm prolly still darker than you... love ya
ps how is your shin doing? have you been not wearing the spike heels to remedy your issue?
this is for you and mom!!.... my friend Jordan was just in talking to me and he was in Baltimore with his girlfriend eating at the CheeseCake Factory and Carson for Queer Eye walked past them cameras and everything and to top it all off to make it all better...... Jordan was the one who recognized him and was like isn't that the head guy from that Queer Eye show to his girlfriend!!!!!!! so halarious lol just thought i should share!
I love making mom gag.
I am suing as we speak.
I only feel a little better now.
I will be more gore-tastic on my next injury. Promise.
Miranda's window is clearly in cahoots with my matress. The plot will be unveiled yet, and the evil mastermind shall be brought to justice!
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