Things You Aren't Missing About Hong Kong

A post to myself. You don't miss:

1. The crap weather
2. Being dripped on all the time
3. Humidity
4. No screens on the windows
5. Black-Eyed Peas
6. The scent of shark fins
7. The world's tiniest room
8. Sharing a kitchen with the nasty girls on your hall
9. Waiting for the bus in the rain
10. Stores that don't sell shoes big enough for your clown feet
11. Cantonese TV
12. Overpriced bad coffee
13. Live fish in the supermarket
14. Floor Fees
15. Sleeping Doormen

Now stop being sad. Take the El Camino for a ride to somewhere with central air where everyone speaks English.