You'd have to mess with its anus.
Went to stitchin' tonight. It was eventful. We took Em, Molly, Nicole, Miranda and Brittany. The older half got side-tracked outside and by the time we got in Molly had donned a waist-scarf with loud dangley coins. She next added some ankle bling, finger cymbals, and fringed, beaded pasties safety-pinned to her "ta'ts*". Then she and Em found the little book of finger cymbal dancing lessons, and did a live tutorial. It was basically the loudest thing I've ever laughed at. It took them something like 45 minutes. There were tears, but mostly from the audience laughing so hard.
Later we had science hour. Heidi played with the kitten (Elwood), Katie pet the guinea pig (a stray that was in the house for some reason), Em pet Deke (the 1.3 meter tall rhodesian ridgeback) while Molly let Nova the albino corn snake molest her. My mom was not coping with the snake. We asked if Nova is a boy or girl and Katie said she didn't know. She nonchalantly spat out the sentence that titles this entry when describing how you find out the sex of a snake. That house is like a zoo. And it isn't just all the animals.
Anyway, when we got out of there, four of us tackled seven pieces of cheesecake while watching Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, one of my favorite movies. That was all.
-Abby for the second time today
Later we had science hour. Heidi played with the kitten (Elwood), Katie pet the guinea pig (a stray that was in the house for some reason), Em pet Deke (the 1.3 meter tall rhodesian ridgeback) while Molly let Nova the albino corn snake molest her. My mom was not coping with the snake. We asked if Nova is a boy or girl and Katie said she didn't know. She nonchalantly spat out the sentence that titles this entry when describing how you find out the sex of a snake. That house is like a zoo. And it isn't just all the animals.
Anyway, when we got out of there, four of us tackled seven pieces of cheesecake while watching Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, one of my favorite movies. That was all.
-Abby for the second time today
posted by Abby-Wan Kenobi at 10:42 PM
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This one made me laugh out loud.
And, if you want to help cook dinner at Chateau Farley, located in the heart of the West Loop, I'll supply the drinks.
I don't think people quite grasp the seriousness of the "Molly let Nova the albino corn snake molest her" part of the entry. That snake took every opportunity to slither it's way into Molly's shirt to feel her up. Perhaps Nova was turned on by the bellydancing tutorial and had to get some of those ta'ts for him(her?)self.
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